If Lost, Return to Nearest Bar
Black / S
$27.00
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Lightweight but substantial, this garment-dyed tee wears like a favorite from day one. The relaxed, heavyweight knit and soft post-dye finish give it lived-in texture and a quiet vintage vibe. Bold script on the back reads “IF LOST, RETURN TO NEAREST Bar,” so it lands as a playful, slightly irreverent staple you reach for when you want to break the ice or keep the night rolling. It drapes easily over jeans or shorts, moves with you, and holds up to repeated wear thanks to double-needle stitching and pre-shrunk ring-spun cotton. Available in many colors and sizes, it’s a simple way to show your sense of humor while staying comfortably put through long evenings out.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft, durable feel
- Garment-dyed finish for lived-in color and texture
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed fit
- Double-needle stitching and tubular knit (no side seams) for durability
- Available S–4XL with pre-shrunk sizing and sewn-in label
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
If Lost, Return to Nearest Bar
$27.00
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft, durable feel
- Garment-dyed finish for lived-in color and texture
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed fit
- Double-needle stitching and tubular knit (no side seams) for durability
- Available S–4XL with pre-shrunk sizing and sewn-in label
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean